dreamingofbabylon:

followthebluebell:

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive

rockbusted:

moonbeamsanddaydreams:

icarusninja:

icarusninja:

icarusninja:

a message to minor/adult shippers:

Lol anyone who tries to justify ACTUAL CHILD PORN with ‘bUt It’S jUsT pIcTuReS’ is FUCKING DISGUSTING!!!!

trainthief:

PARDON?!!??

beesmygod:

did you know you can review tsa checkpoints on yelp for some reason

tentacle-dork:

alvin-flang:

Found this gem in the redlettermedia sub

toastpotent:

thetyrannosaur:

strider17:

frida–y:

no mercy from vinny

the normal wanted system actually doesn’t apply to this guy. you can do whatever you want to him without getting in any trouble as long as you make it quick. I hogtied him and tossed him in the bay lol

that’s fucking GREAT news

hustlerose:

adelaecalendai:

hustlerose:

good-ol-drunkle-qrow:

hustlerose:

here’s a new ideological movement for you: internet iconoclasm

• stop putting random internet people on pedestals because they’re funny or quirky or for any reason at all actually
  
• self examine and self criticize: are you putting too much stock in parasocial internet relationships? are you being mindful of the humanity of others?
  
• never lay down your pride to defend someone you’ve never even talked to
• remember that the person and the persona can be very different
  
• if an online celebrity or influencer deserves to be torn down, then let them be torn down.
  

The 1 exception: Seth Everman

how about no exceptions because this is literally a basic guide for healthy and respectful behavior wrt internet fame

Seth Everman IS the internet and we must worship him accordingly

do you people hear yourselves sometimes

highlandvalley:

強風に煽られる犬を作ってみました。
たぶん犬。
https://twitter.com/meetissai/status/1056886238601334784/photo/1